AUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Where the hell does that ringing come from? It sounds like bells! Ro hears it, too, so not hallucinating...
Every five minutes they ring!
Something outside? No! Inside!
Coming from the computer! Aha!
Look all around the computer for jobs that are running, iCal alarms that are set, find *nothing*.
Every five minutes, gentle chimes! ARGH! Computer infected by some obscure OSX malware? Something demanding to be upgraded? What? WHAT?????
After about a half hour of doing this, rainbird finally realizes that the sound comes from the left computer speaker only.
Then he realizes that it comes from the cell phone lying *behind* the left speaker.
The damn cell phone sets off a nagging alarm every five minutes when the battery has low charge.
Hopefully plugging it into the wall will recharge it and stop the bells.
The bells!
Argh. If not, throwing it into Horsetooth Reservoir should convince it to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
