Man, Shecky Magazine folks shore don't like this show.
I am *totally* on their side about the web losers. THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE SHOW, SO WE GIVE THEM EACH THREE MINUTES ON THE NEXT-TO-LAST EPISODE??? Fuck dat.
Speaking of whom, he's going to be on the show tomorrow. Hopefully not performing, but my luck doesn't run that good. Also John Heffron and Alonzo Bodden, so life isn't so bad.
I see they're tossing a bone at Jay Mohr, letting him be on the finale. Wellllll, he's only about 80 gazillion times funnier than Anthony Clark - who's from the South - why he hayus an ack-sent and *everuhthin*. I'll say something nice about Anthony Clark...two things...one, he's a better comic than he is a host, and two, thank Krishna, Vishnu, Eris, Buddha, and Stanley the Two-Headed Lizard God that he's not ANT.
Josh "I Used to Work on Anthony Clark's Sitcom But That Had Nothing to Do With Me Being on LCS" Wolf - A quick tip: If you're going to do Seuss, it has to rhyme. Man, it was so clear that he didn't deserve to be on the show.
Theo Von - Continues to suck. Aggressively unfunny. At least he gave up the fake hip-hop shtick. Did he do that K-Fed joke before or did he steal it? Either way, it's NO LONGER TOPICAL and STILL NOT FUNNY.
Paul Rodriguez was sorta funny. At least he knows how to work a crowd and do his routine. Yeah, he "borrowed" the joke about "who do you think's gonna build that wall?" but it fits in with his persona and routine so well that it didn't bug me.
Ok, ANTHONY JACKWEED CLARK, we've waiting for fucking ever to get to the vote reveal and YOU STILL TRY TO DRAG IT OUT??? Doofus.
I like Chris and voted for him last week, but can't say he didn't deserve to go. I'm sure we'll see him again somewhere.
NINETY MINUTES FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW? WHY? WHY? Who gives a shit about this year's losers? Why must we have a reunion? ARGH!!!! The only thing that would make this completely worth watching 90 minutes of would be if they dug up and reanimated Buddy Hackett.
Finally, they got to tonight's performances from the people we tuned in to see.
As my gal Ro says, Josh is very likable, but his material is running a little thin. I liked the joke about the wallet and thought the NEAAARRRR/far... bit was amusingly silly, but he was doing more mugging than comedy.
Ty had a much better routine tonight than Josh. Yeah, he repeated one joke from before (the one about meeting an old buddy), but I think it was from his audition, so who cares? He was funnier than Josh tonight, and I think he deserves to win.
Of course, because I think that, it instantly jinxes him. They'll probably come back with some stupid write-in ballot that allows Stella and the Kicking Dwarf to be co-champions.
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